Everybody's favorite outlaw got hitched recently, and there's no telling what that means.

Speaking of marriage, what a crazy notion... I am two months away from the dive myself, and I'm really not to scared about it. We will see what happens when they stick a drunk hooker in my face a couple days before. I can match wits with those kind.

These days,
when tyrants use temerity to
incite dissidents
we, noblemen, fight with words.

If it weren't for this insidious nervousness
all would be lost for future's sake.
Unctious war mongers passing themselves off
as resolute utilitarians is a sure sign of things to come.

The melting pot of partisanship, the byway of legislation,
goading innocents with frivolity and lip service
hurries armageddon.