I think I'm gonna yack -- click me

I never commented on the RNC shit for several reasons... mostly because I was on vacation but also because it was too nauseating to induce myself to think out loud, as it were, about it.

Briefly, I thought the RNC was a classless charade that cheapened the political process to incessant mudslinging, fear and lie mongering and a dash of delusional piety.

What amazes me the most about some of the people involved is their ability to sleep at all. And speaking of putrid pig asses, Zell Miller must already be in hell considering his 'flip-flop' and I have to assume the man therefore travels around with air-conditioned suits from the Men's Wearhouse. Zell Miller's speech was a craven paradigm of the depths this fanatical Republican Party will plunge in order to appeal to, fear into voting for them, or sully the good name of the opponent.

In other news... I spent last week at the beach where there is, as of now, too much to recall in a matter of minutes. Briefly, Thursday night was my friend Josh's birthday... we started off at the local dive bar, then to another local dive bar where we drank Miller Lite, Vodka and Jameson's, then to Sushi Dave's house where guzzled cold sake and chocolate vodka shots, followed by Miller Lites, Vodka and tequila at Josh's. Following some shots we went skinny dipping in the 75 degree Atlantic where 5 foot storm swells were pounding. Although there was one hospital visit, it was a very successful night. Pictures and other stuff to follow sometime soon.

In recent news... there were two articles that really caught my attention yesterday. They infuriated me.

Keyes Says Christ Would Not Vote For Obama and the one where Cheney actually said the U.S. would be attacked if Kerry becomes President... THIS LADIES AND GENTLEMEN IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT... excuse me, I have to throw up.

UPDATE: "Bush to Give Intelligence Chief More Budget Power". When reached for comment Bush said, "Well, hopefully someone will found out where all our fucking money went... it's not doing anything in Afghaniland, or Iraq so... where could it be, you know. Man I wish I was the director of my intelligence... it would make this thinking thing that much easier."