Toby Huss
I have been searching years for this guy's commercials. Toby Huss, in all his glory.
Though, if anyone knows how to get their hands on the commerical where he says, "And then she spent her last two quarters in a cave echoey sultry pee-stinked bathroom in a vending machine with a sticker that reads: Ribbed, for her pleasure. And if she's a moaner, this will make her a screamer. And if she's a screamer, this will get you arrested.... GO TO HELL!"
or, "Hey Dan Cortes, Mr. Sports Guy... GO TO HELL!"
here's another good commercial: