In my never ending search for answers, I found today that my search must go on...
it seems that full-moons are not to blame for epileptic seizures.

"Contrary to the myth, epileptic seizures are not more common during a Full Moon," said Selim Benbadis, associate professor of neurology and neurosurgery at the university's College of Medicine. "In fact, we found the number of epileptic seizures was lowest during the Full Moon and highest in the Moon's Last Quarter."

And since I have seizures during full-moons while howling and running on all fours, I am currently seeking a unified theory of sorts.