Today, I was walking through Times Square and was noticing an unusual amount of woman wearing sweatpants. So here I was, walking along 7th ave. around 45th street staring at sweatpant ass. I was looking aroung bewildered... I thought this was the most unusual coincidence I have ever seen! First one girl wearing 'acceptable sweats,' then another, and another, etc. Weird. Anyhow, I kept walking and started hearing some white boy DJ 'hype' the crowd up. He was like a frat club DJ who would cut out the only part of the song where he though everyone knew the words. But these were woman wearing sweatpants running or jogging 'for the cure.' Know your audience dude. Also, his name was DJ Mix. That's almost like having to first names like Scott Gregory. All people with two first names should be lined up and shot. My last name could be a first name, but it would be more like an evil nickname. drats.