Anne Coulter is a Lazy-Eyed Toadstool Pig Fucker with Lethal Halitosis from Chronic Diarrhea of the Mouth

Now I won't go into politics like I've done this year, but the next few days will be thoroughly interesting.

This ugly-duckling may be the devil reincarnate. I have never come across listening to anyone who is so devoid of logic and common sense that it boggles the mind. She portends to have sound reasoning for her views, yet the main arguments she lays out are grounded in juvenile and superficial insults based in her intense vanity.

These excerpts of from a column that was refused from USA Today, a thing of which Coulter is proud.

... as always, the pretty girls and cops are on my side...

As for the pretty girls, I can only guess that it's because liberal boys never try to make a move on you without the UN Security Council's approval. Plus, it's no fun riding around in those dinky little hybrid cars. My pretty-girl allies stick out like a sore thumb amongst the corn-fed, no make-up, natural fiber, no-bra needing, sandal-wearing, hirsute, somewhat fragrant hippie chick pie wagons they call "women" at the Democratic National Convention.

This lady is a crackpot obsessed with looks and could use some help herself. She will be the poster bohemeth for plastic surgery in five years after the insecurities of the outward similarities between Chyna and herself. .
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Anyhow, this convention so far has been the epitamy of optimism... and it's not empty rhetoric. There truly is a driving force and desire for a change in leadership... because it IS absolutely necessary. Necessary for the peaceful future of our country; necessary for the future of the world; necessary to truthfully restore the faith in our former allies, not our business partners.

"is you or is you not my constituency"

Last night, before Al Gore came on stage, for the National Anthem Fox News went to commercial break. During Al Gore's riveting speech, Fox News went on rants talking about missing women in Utah and Catwoman. When Gore came on stage to a standing ovation, Fox News went to break. O'Reilly's reasoning for preempting the speech was, "1 speech, 4 days." I am even more eager now to see the attention paid by that biased network at the end of August. Fox News is guilty of dereliction of duty and once again purveys their crooked and biased hearts which they claim are based in integrity and fairness.


Jimmy Carter, Hillary Clinton and Bill Clinton all had great speeches. They hurled thinly veiled (and factual) attacks at the White House for their: corporate irresponsibility; intentional misleading; fanatical right wing theological agenda; unilateralism; crackpot science; and lack of funding for healthcare and education.

Today, while Ted Kennedy was speaking for the state in which the convention was being held, Massachusetts, Bill O'Reilly was having a civil (and great) discussion with Ben Affleck.

Howard Dean came out next and was, to me, surprisingly unaffective. He seemed like he did not know how to deliver the speech that was written for him. He fell off where it seemed he should be more energetic. He trailed off where he should have roused the crowd to a frenzy. But he seemed reserved and it seemed that he avoiding that frenzy purposefully. He was avoiding the frenzy and enthusiasm that lost him the candidacy, and we are mostly all thankful for that.

Barack Obama came on to speak tonight and floored every single person in the Fleet Center. He was emotional, poignant, provoking and near perfect. He almost drove me to tears with his honesty and firmness. I will post some excerpts from his speech but I urge all of you to listen to it. He will be President of the United States, barring anything peculiar.

Ron Reagan had a very bland speech about Stem Cell Research next that wasn't at all inspiring, just another plain and simple example of how the Bush Administration is completely out of touch with common sense, logic, and the future (which by the way, is not all about Mars).

Everybody will be talking about Obama. He may have overshadowed Clinton so far and I am very excited to see his future flourish. I am excited again about the future of this country and I am reassured and encouraged that the fanatical element that controls the White House is not the majority, never was, and surely won't be for the rest of this decade and into the next.