A while ago I wrote about Arabs spotting flying saucers over Iran's capital city, Tehran. In March, flying saucers were allegedly spotted, photographed and video taped in Mexico. There is a very funny joke in here somewhere. I will keep looking.

OK. Due to rising demand in crude oil, Mexicans and Iranians are being monitored by Dick Cheney's secretive Energy Task Force. When asked about the peculiar lights and objects, Dick Vice President Cheney quipped, "Well, usually I would invoke executive, I mean, vice-executive privilege, but since it's already public, what the hell. Those lights the filthy Mexicans spotted over Campeche were part of an ongoing study on aircraft that are completely invisible to radar, can travel near the speed of light, and run on unleaded fuel. Yes, there gas mileage is worse than Shaq's hummer, but we thought of that and put in a really big gas tank.

The lights over Tehran are a different story. What the stinky Arabs saw were remnants of radioactive material that looked like UFOs. The material was accidentally leaked by Colin Powell while were were testing our Mini-Nuke bunker bombers before we sold some to Iran's Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei. That stupid Powell, he fucks everything up. Stupid conscience."