Jimmy divorced his wife in 2002, leaving his kid to watch old "The Man Show" episodes to get his 'daddy fill.' Despite the objections of most, Jimmy Kimmel and Sara Silverman are dating. They have been an item since, most likely, before the divorce was final. Sara was asked why she was dating the heir to the late night throne. She replied, "For his looks, dumbass!"

Alright... I know... but Sara has said some other hilarious things about Jimmy... I think these were from Carson's roast...

"A couple nights ago, I was licking jelly off my boyfriend's penis . . . and I thought, Oh, my God--I'm turning into my mother!"

After being introduced by host Jimmy Kimmel, she said, "Jimmy Kimmel everyone, he's fat and has no charisma. Watch your back, Danny Aiello!"

She is really hot :