While we're at it, I should really post this joke that Mr. President said tonight. He was hilarious! Seriously! Oh... I mean Martin Sheen on West Wing... did you, oh, my bad.

(paraphrasing)
There was a pessimist and an optimist. The pessimist said, "Oh. My life sucks. Everything is terrible and it can't get any worse!"

The optimist said, "Yes it can."